Why do all men have to suck? I knew you all sucked and still I stupidly fell in love with one of you. Why? Why would I be such a masochist? You pour your heart out to a man and what does he do? โCould you change the channel, babe?โ Youโre all pathetically cold. You donโt care about anyone but yourselves! (Kat)
Sherrilyn KenyonAnd what am I? (Adron) Youโre kind and decent. You have a good heart. (Livia) I have no heart at all. What I have is a mechanical substitute that pumps blood through a broken body, and half the time it malfunctions. (Adron)
Sherrilyn KenyonI wonder why no one called the police about the rocket launcher? God knows my neighbors usually report it if I so much as fart in my backyard. (Bubba)
Sherrilyn KenyonEctoplasmic plane? What the devil is that? (Simone) Itโs jargon from those of us who are corporeally challenged. Itโs the great beyond where we bounce into each other like floundering atoms. Itโs really kind of gross โ which is why I hang out with you. But only because youโre less gross than they are. (Jesse)
Sherrilyn KenyonGuys, weโre so screwed. The women know we didnโt go hunting. (Kyrian) You think? What idiot came up with that lie? (Zarek) Iโm not an idiot. And itโs not like I lied. I just omitted what exactly we were hunting and where we were doing it. (Talon) Like your wives wouldnโt know better? When was the last time Mr. Armani hunted something that didnโt have a price tag on it? Oh, and the loafers and trousers are perfect camouflage. (Zarek)
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