Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.

Many people lack the basic equipment to be in a relationship and there's nothing you can do to change it. You can't take a skunk and dip it in perfume and hope it becomes a puppy. Eventually, the perfume will wear off and you'll still have a skunk on your hands.

The most attractive quality of all is dignity.

When a man sees you are happy with him but you can be just as happy having nothing to do with him, that’s when he won’t want to leave your side. When you are happy, you are sexy.

A little bit of irreverence is necessary to have any self-esteem at all. Not irreverence for people, but rather, for what other people think.

It is better to be disliked for being who you are than to be loved for who you are not.

When a woman acts as though she’s capable of everything, she gets stuck doing everything.