I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.

Took your car, drove to Texas. Sorry honey, but I suspected, you and I can't cry anymore.

Bring you comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread, and serve you French toast again. Okay, I still get stoned.

A lot of people seem to get preoccupied with what I'm wearing as opposed to the music.

When you tune your guitar in a different way, it lends itself to a new way of looking at your songwriting.

We are a testament to the importance of early detection and new treatments. I encourage all women everywhere to advocate for themselves and for their future. See your doctor and be proactive about your health.

I try to ride my horses three times a week. It's nice to be out in nature, where you can't take a phone call.