We can't be certain who the villains are cuz everyone's so pretty, but the after party's sure to be the wing-ding as it moves into your city.

How the world perceives you is largely out of your control.

Then when I cut my hair short, my career tanked for about four years!

My sister, she says she knows Elvis.

I've got no one to blame for every time I feel lame.

It's better to have three broken engagements than three divorces.

I'm not much of a partier anymore. I enjoy clarity much more.