A real pleasure is a pleasure that one enjoys by one's self, without a companion, and without a single argument.
Each Jew must either give or take tzedakah [charity] for Passover.
A kind word is no substitute for a piece of herring or a bag of oats.
They say that children become men, and men become children. Many generations have grown up, become men, and gone hence.
A wise word is not a substitute for a piece of herring.
You see how it is, my dear friends. There's no pleasing everyone. It's hopeless to even try, and the more you play the peacemaker, the less peaceful things become.