When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.

In the winter, things are dead and dull, but then there is an explosion of life. That's what He promises people who believe in His Son. That's what all the Robertsons are banking on.

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.

The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.

Everything I say is 95% truthful.

There's a lot of kids who look up to me, and that's humbling. Because being human, I don't want to fail them. But being human, I will. That's why it's so important to have your faith put in something that won't fail you. And that means the Son of God's kingdom.