When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.

I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that.

When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.

It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control.

When I go out or to an event, I'll wear blue jeans and a shirt. And sometimes when I go to an event I'll wear camouflage. It depends what kind of mood I'm in.

God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.

One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!