Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.

Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.

You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.

Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.

The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.

I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!

If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.