First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

Everything I say is 95% truthful.

Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.

I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile.

I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.

Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!

When I go out or to an event, I'll wear blue jeans and a shirt. And sometimes when I go to an event I'll wear camouflage. It depends what kind of mood I'm in.