I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can do for you.' Who do they turn to when you're given something that earth shattering?

They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.

All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.

Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'.

I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile.

Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!

The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.