In the military it was camouflage for the desert or the winter. And now it's the duck hunting colors - I think it's "real tree." It's comfortable. It's stuff that's made out of comfortable material, OK, and I'm comfortable in it.

I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.

Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.

When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17.

I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.

People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.