When security comes, every man for himself

All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.

Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.

I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can do for you.' Who do they turn to when you're given something that earth shattering?

Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.

When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17. Most people can tell you what 16 says, OK. "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son." But they don't know nothin' about 17. It says Jesus didn't come to condemn us. If anybody had a right to condemn someone, it would be the son of God. If he didn't do it, then hey, we definitely are not qualified to do it.

You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!