When security comes, every man for himself

One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!

I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.

In the winter, things are dead and dull, but then there is an explosion of life. That's what He promises people who believe in His Son. That's what all the Robertsons are banking on.

Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!

Vets are close to my heart, okay, and it's not only because I served, okay. It's because of what they go through, okay. A lot of these people have gave their lives, a lot of them have gave their limbs, okay, you know, that's a, that's a, that's a heap, you know.

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.