There's a lot of kids who look up to me, and that's humbling. Because being human, I don't want to fail them. But being human, I will. That's why it's so important to have your faith put in something that won't fail you. And that means the Son of God's kingdom.

I've worn it to church before. Camouflage and the other clothes.

Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.

I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.

People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.