Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.

I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.

You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.