The fans always ask me, 'Is Si that crazy in real life?' and I said, 'No, hey, he tones it down for television.'

We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land.

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.

I'm like a fine-tuned race car. You've got to make frequent pit stops when you drink as much tea as I do.

Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control.