We must be capable of speaking a language of peace, but not one of surrender.

In absolute terms, I am the most legally persecuted man of all times, in the whole history of mankind, worldwide.

The women of the Right are certainly the most beautiful the Left has no taste, not even when it comes to women.

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out.

When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30 per cent said, “Yes”, while the other 70 per cent replied, “What, again?”

By definition, as a Prime Minister I cannot be a liar.

You have to make a joke every 10–15 minutes. It’s a way of keeping up morale.