When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30 per cent said, “Yes”, while the other 70 per cent replied, “What, again?”
Only Napoleon did more than I have done. But I am definitely taller.
Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile.
There is nothing new in Egypt. Egyptians are making history as usual.
Mussolini never killed anyone, he just sent dissenters abroad for vacation.
I'm not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. I'll try to soften it and become boring, maybe even very boring, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to.