I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I am a patient victim, I put up with everyone, I sacrifice myself for everyone.

The political tradition of ancient thought, filtered in Italy by Machiavelli, says one thing clearly: every prince needs allies, and the bigger the responsibility, the more allies he needs.

These monstrous criminals have demonstrated a vile and brutal affront against humanity.

When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30 per cent said, “Yes”, while the other 70 per cent replied, “What, again?”

Women are lining up to marry me. Legend has it, I know how to do it.

We all say no to war, we are all for justice and peace. But sometimes in order to maintain peace, armed action is necessary. But we hope it won't be the case.

It's better to like beautiful girls than to be gay.