Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
You know what the secret to weight loss is? Don't eat much.
I didn't have any qualifications when I left school - I had three O-levels.
I grew up when the whole Motown thing was huge. The charts in those days were dominated by groups more than solo artists at one point.
If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
I could just sit back and get someone to spin my achievements, I suppose, but when I see others do it, I always think, 'Why are you telling me how successful you are?' I am always suspicious of those kinds of boasts.