Maybe I am a bit mad.

The best way to kill someone is from the inside, by crushing their hopes and dreams.

The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to find a winner. The process makes you mean because you get frustrated.

My proudest achievement has been the success of the shows and artists I have been involved with, because they were made in Britain.

You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.

You always want to go to a party where you get an invite.

What I would argue in my defence is that shows like Britain's Got Talent and The X Factor have actually got people more interested in music again and are sending more people into record stores.