You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.

I suggest we bring some normality back to this country and say if you are carrying a knife, there must be zero tolerance. If it was up to me, everyone caught with a knife would get an automatic ten year sentence.

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

I work out three or four times a week, I have Botox, take tons of vitamins and vitamin infusions - if you believe that these things work, you will feel better.

If you only ever heard Lady Gaga, she's the most boring singer in the world.

They understand what their market is and who they should be selling records to, and most importantly, they know the kind of artist that they want to be, but they have to do it themselves. You don't want a 13-year-old singing some awful song from a musical.

I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper.