Have I got a black book? Yes, it's called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates - working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.

No, what I am doing is kind by telling people who are useless, "Do something that you're good at".

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

If you've got a big mouth and you're controversial, you're going to get attention.

I work out three or four times a week, I have Botox, take tons of vitamins and vitamin infusions - if you believe that these things work, you will feel better.

If you only ever heard Lady Gaga, she's the most boring singer in the world.

Beyonce is good-looking. Jennifer Lopez is good-looking. Madonna used to be good-looking.