Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

I get very anti-social, depressed and irritable with people. I don't have time for them. I can't make phone calls and stuff. I just sit on my own for days.

The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.

My life honestly isn't as weird as people think it is. I work longer hours, maybe I have a bit more money, but fundamentally, I'm not really that different.

As an actor, I really like Philip Seymour Hoffman. I think he's a genius.

You sounded like Dolly parton on helium." (After kristy lee cook of season 7 on american idol,sang her country rendition of the Beatles'"Eight Days A Week.)

Talking to celebrities is too much effort. They all think the same.