That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad.

I'd say the most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand...

Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson I thought, what am I doing this for? I don't ever want to be in a job that involves a Bunsen burner.'

People confuse ego, lust, insecurity with true love.

It simply works. You do it twice a year. Who cares? And it balances my smoking and drinking.

I was so tired, wasn't having fun any more, and wasn't sure if I wanted to do this any longer. So I turned my phone off and sorted my head out. It was the opposite of a breakdown really, it was a break-up - I got rid of all the idiots, realised my job was supposed to be fun, and got on with my life.

I'm obsessed with cleanliness for myself, so I will take a bath three times a day, sometimes a steam twice a day in addition to that.