My proudest achievement has been the success of the shows and artists I have been involved with, because they were made in Britain.
Simon CowellBeyonce is good-looking. Jennifer Lopez is good-looking. Madonna used to be good-looking.
Simon CowellIf I go into a relationship with an artist, which at most is going to last five years, we have a 100-page contract covering every eventuality. Whereas with marriage you go into it with no contract, with laws that date back hundreds of years, and I don't think that's right.
Simon CowellI was bought an electric guitar when I was 12, but my guitar teacher beat me up. I didn't like guitar lessons... My teacher was obviously bored giving me lessons, and one day I offered him a liquorice toffee, but he didn't answer. So I threw it at him, it hit him in the face, and he sort of beat me up.
Simon Cowell