I don't like kids that are pushed into things by stage mums, but when I can see they are having a good time, they're excited and enjoying the process, then I think it's wrong to discriminate.

On one level, going bust didn't bother me. It was the 80s, and there wasn't the stigma about bankruptcy that you might think. My mates weren't bothered. My dad was in business.. he knew that it happened, too. He loaned me the money to bail me out, and I got a loan from the bank to pay him back.

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.

I don't like kids that are pushed into things by stage mums, but when I can see they are having a good time, they're excited and enjoying the process, then I think it's wrong to discriminate.

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

The minute you start assuming that the audience is very happy to see the same show again, you're dead.

You are a saucy little thing aren't you?