Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh.
You don't hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.
I've had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year - who cares?
Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
I didn't have any qualifications when I left school - I had three O-levels.
The secret of my success is that I make other people money. And, never, ever, be ashamed about trying to earn as much as possible for yourself, if the person you're working with is also making money. That's life!