We have hated the French for years. Now you have just joined the club. It makes you much more likable.

You sounded like Dolly parton on helium." (After kristy lee cook of season 7 on american idol,sang her country rendition of the Beatles'"Eight Days A Week.)

Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake.

If you only ever heard Lady Gaga, she's the most boring singer in the world.

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad.

I think of stress as the creator of cancer and heart attacks, like a tiny little ball you feed. I believe that one of the reasons I've never got ill is that I'm not stressed.

In TV, film, and music there's a lot of snobbery, and I don't like it. I've never been a cultural snob.