The message of a leopard-print jumpsuit is clear: 'I am a huntress who delights in eating the offal of her prey.'

Dressing down is a crime against humanity.

Conformity is the only real fashion crime

Why be formal when you can be fabulously feral? Why be conventional when you can be happy?

Why the hell wouldn't you want to be one of the fabulous people, the life enhancers, who look interesting and smell luscious and who dare to be gorgeously more fascinating than their neighbors?

Conformity is the only real fashion crime. To not dress like yourself and to sublimate your spirit to some kind of group identity is succumbing to fashion fascism.

If there is such a person on the planet, then he or she-this self-appointed arbiter of “appropriateness”-deserves to be confronted with as many “inappropriate” transgressions as possible.