The message of a leopard-print jumpsuit is clear: 'I am a huntress who delights in eating the offal of her prey.'

Wearing a pair of yellow shoes does not make you an interesting person, that is of course unless you've just murdered someone in them.

Dressing down is a crime against humanity.

The important thing is not to be masochistic. Women are so hard on themselves. Don't do that. No one is keeping score.

All over America, people are making kamikaze choices about what to wear. They are misrepresenting the goods. They are letting their clothes write checks that their personalities cannot cash.

I don't want a politician who's thinking about fashion for even one millisecond. It's the same as medical professionals. The idea of a person in a Comme des Garcons humpback dress giving me a colonoscopy is just not groovy.

Architects are the new comedians.