The message of a leopard-print jumpsuit is clear: 'I am a huntress who delights in eating the offal of her prey.'

All over America, people are making kamikaze choices about what to wear. They are misrepresenting the goods. They are letting their clothes write checks that their personalities cannot cash.

Why be formal when you can be fabulously feral? Why be conventional when you can be happy?

Architects are the new comedians.

Wearing a pair of yellow shoes does not make you an interesting person, that is of course unless you've just murdered someone in them.

I don't want a politician who's thinking about fashion for even one millisecond. It's the same as medical professionals. The idea of a person in a Comme des Garcons humpback dress giving me a colonoscopy is just not groovy.

The message of a leopard-print jumpsuit is clear: 'I am a huntress who delights in eating the offal of her prey.'