First rule of engineering; beware prototypes. Along with, avoid anything made by an engineer who doesn't have all his own fingers.
God does so love to make a man break a promise.
Who's got my Jaffa Cakes? You know I can't function without Jaffa Cakes.
I always feel most alive when everything else is dying all around me
Though I often run out of courage and good sense, stubbornness keeps me going.
Keep your mind too open, and you never know what might walk in.