Unfortunately, real life doesn't have a remote control.

Love isn't about honesty. It's about protecting the people you love from things that will hurt them.

Gettin' near the fire, chica, doesn't necessarily mmean you'll get burned.

Stop thinking about Michael," Tuck orders. "He was cute." "So is a hairy ferret but I wouldn't want to date one. [...]

Mujer, you own my soul.

Somehow, being with Brittany brings something to my life that's missing, something ... right.

Say something, Amy," Miranda insists. "Something positive. I'm sure it'll make you feel better." "Okay, Miranda. I've got it." I motion the girls to lean in close to hear my words. "At least I'm not dead." How's that for positivity? I have to admit it does make me feel better.