your actions with holds your future

And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play "you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine.

I'm poor, not homeless.

If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day.

Music is my drug, the one thing that makes me numb.

Please, amigo. We need you, Kimosabe, O Mighty Powerful One. We need you more than the earth rises in the west." The sun rises in the east, dickhead." Only if you're standing on the earth. If you're on the moon, the earth rises in the west.

She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven’t done in years— barnyard sounds.