Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

I like to write books that touch my heart. I want to entertain, and I love to entertain myself.

I never stopped loving you. Even when I tried desperately to forget you, I couldn't.

And for those of you who want to start any trouble, I have a zero tolerance policy. . . .

I don't deserve you. You know that, querida, don't you? (Alex)

Please, amigo. We need you, Kimosabe, O Mighty Powerful One. We need you more than the earth rises in the west." The sun rises in the east, dickhead." Only if you're standing on the earth. If you're on the moon, the earth rises in the west.

Thing is, I don't like ties. I like to win....by big margins.