That wouldn't fit my right testicle

I'm not starting any fights. I might finish one though.

Feelings can't be a part of this game.

She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven’t done in years— barnyard sounds.

I like to write books that touch my heart. I want to entertain, and I love to entertain myself.

Do you ever lose the ego?” Westford asks me. “Yeah.” When his daughter kisses me, my ego flies out the window.

I've spent so much time avoiding arguments and smoothing relationships with the people around me, this confrontation is painful.