Alex probably brings his dates sharp knives as gifts, in case she'll need one when she's out on a date with him.

That wouldn't fit my right testicle

Unfortunately, real life can’t be wrapped up with a nice little bow.

Alex kneels down to Shelley's level. The simple act of respect tears at something suspiciously like my heart. Colin always ignores my sister, treating her as if she's blind and deaf as well as physically and mentally disabled.

Don't let your life outside of school dictate your future.

Brittany and I don't date other people." "Why not?" "It's called being boyfriend and girlfriend.

I'm the one who got hit by that car, not you,' I tell him. 'Don't act like you're the victim here. You made choices I didn't ask you to make. I'm not sure anyone asked you to make them.' I'm screaming the words, not caring that the entire world can probably hear me. 'You think I like limping everywhere I go? I don't. I'm the victim! Be honest with me! You didn't care about me enough to trust me. I gave you my heart, but it wasn't enough.