I'm losing control."-Brittany Mamacita, I've already lost it."-Alex

If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat.

Something is happening. I sense a change in the wind…a mutual understanding of each other. I haven’t felt this way in forever.

Thing is, I don't like ties. I like to win....by big margins.

Listen, I didn't ask for a face and body girls find attractive. But thanks to the mixture of my parents' DNA, I've got them, and I'm not ashamed to use 'em. Having a face Adonis would admire is one of the few advantages I've been given in life, and I use it to it's full potential whether it's for good or evil.

Como un angel," I whisper. "Is our game over?" she asks nervously. "It's definitely over, querida. 'Cause what we're gonna do next is no game.

You can't appreciate a great day unless you've experienced bad ones." - Rabbi Glassman