It is one of the major tragedies that nothing is more discomforting than the hearty affection of the Old Friends who never were friends.

What are these unheard of sins you condemn so much - and like so well?

You have more people that love you than you know.

In fact, the whole thing about prohibition is this: it isn't the initial cost, it's the humidity.

Cure the evils of Democracy by the evils of Fascism! Funny therapeutics! I've heard of their curing syphilis by giving the patient malaria, but I've never heard of their curing malaria by giving the patient syphilis.

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.

There was much conversation, most of which sounded like the rest of it.