You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself.
Sloane CrosleyI have a disproportionate amount of faith in the goodness of the world and that everything will actually work out okay.
Sloane CrosleyThe hardest thing is spending twelve hours a day accommodating the rest of the world, then going home at night and criticizing it. I would be curious about what I'd write if I didn't have to worry about offending.
Sloane CrosleyYou know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have to?'
Sloane CrosleyI think the goal with any writing, but especially narrative nonfiction, is to put the blockade of putting your thoughts in this unnatural medium of print and then trying to reach through that and actually convey what's going on, what you think, and make people laugh and recognize themselves while doing it. Definitely the laughing thing.
Sloane Crosley