We all deserve to be congratulated, but sadly that would mean there's no one left to do the congratulating.

A human being can spend only so much time outside her comfort zone before she realizes she is still tethered to it.

The Darkness at Irving. Hope to have as much fun doing anything ever as these guys have on stage.

Not all shabby is chic, just like not every porn actor is a star.

I have definitely had experiences where I can feel the shift from simply living my life to being slightly outside of my life and taking notes.

The search for one's first professional job is not unlike a magical love potion: when one wants to fall in love with the next thing one sees, one generally does.

It is my belief that people who speak of high school with a sugary fondness are bluffing away early-onset Alzheimer's.