Yes. I am writing full-time. Which is strange. It feels like not having a job.

Unless we're talking about old-school, witchcraft-trial violence, can we please phase out the phrase 'girl crush?' While we're at it, if we can axe 'like, total girl crush' unless Total Girl Crush is the name of a fizzy soft drink, in which case I'll take two, thank you.

In every woman's wardrobe, there are certain accessories that cannot be separated from their back stories.

Out of all artists, authors are the least trained for the spotlight. Wanting attention isn't a requisite part of the package.

Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry.

I wanted to be an archaeologist. But in school you have to take a tremendous amount of statistics for that, and I am not good at statistics. So I hit a real wall with archaeology. It's probably like wanting to be an architect - you think it's all fun and games, and then you have to get out a calculator and you're done.

I can't see the forest through the trees, except the trees are people.