Insomniacs tend to fall into two general categories - those who give up and those who don't. I don't. I refuse to admit defeat by turning on the light. I will not try to read or watch a movie, thank you. Productivity is a crutch of the weak.

When you spin a globe and point to a city and actually go to that city, you build an allowance of missed opportunities on the back end.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not.

I don't understand how you can be a decent writer and not know people.

I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.

If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you when they land, you can't afford to be with them.

It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep.