This is a test, isn't it? It's like choosing out of three caskets in a fairy tale. Everyone knows the rules. You never choose the gold shiny one. Or even the quite impressive silver one. What you're supposed to do is choose the dull little lead one, and then there's a flash of light and it turns into a mountain of jewels

Relationships are a battle. They are a chess game. And what did I do? I just threw all my chess pieces down on the board at once, and said, "Here! Have them all!

If your life's at a juncture and you need to think about things, there's nowhere better than home. However old you are.

Christmas shopping! I can do all my Christmas shopping here! I know March is a bit early, but why not be organized? And then when Christmas arrives I won't have to go near the horrible Christmas crowds.

Maybe my identity's been stolen. Or maybe I was sleep-shopping!

There’s no such thing as ruining your life. Life’s a pretty resilient thing, it turns out.

But you can't stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat.