It was in the forest. No one saw it or heard it. So did it actually happen?

I'm an impulse buyer. I don't really go out with a list.

People who want to make a million borrow a million first

Just because of that one disastrous blind date she had last year, where the guy turned out to be fifty-nine, not thirty-nine (He claimed it was a typo. Yeah, I’m sure his finger just happened to slip two spaces to the left).

I change my mind so much, I'm better going on my own. Shopping is a selfish activity anyway.

I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore.

Mind your own Brazilian!" The words fly out of my mouth before I can stop them. Oops. OK. The trick when you've said something embarrassing by mistake is not to overreact. Instead, keep your chin up and pretend nothing happened.