It was in the forest. No one saw it or heard it. So did it actually happen?

When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it's not, and I need to do it again. (Confessions of a Shopaholic-the movie)

Why on earth declutter when you can just shrinkwrap?

Whoever it was, whether I knew them or not, if I could help in some way, I would. I mean, if you can help, you have to help. Don't you think? - Poppy Wyatt

It really is the year 2007. Which means I must be... Oh my God. I'm twenty-eight. I'm old.

My childhood was spent embracing one literary heroine after another. I identified passionately with each one and would slavishly imitate them.

Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.