Christmas shopping! I can do all my Christmas shopping here! I know March is a bit early, but why not be organized? And then when Christmas arrives I won't have to go near the horrible Christmas crowds.

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

I can't get over this. Dad isn't Sam's dad? Dad is a friend? How was I supposed to know that? People shouldn't be allowed to sign themselves as Dad unless they are your dad. It should be the law.

My daily Nespresso coffee, an unexpected shaft of sunlight through the window on a winter's day, my bargain Missoni sunglasses (70 percent off!)

Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills.

If you can't be honest with your friends and colleagues and loved ones, then what is life all about?

...you may be able to sway people's heads. But you can't sway their hearts.