They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.

I know what it's like to squander all your hours and all your tears and all your heart on something which turns out to be nothing. Don't waste your time.

I am not a label snob and have learned that the thrill of shopping can be just as great, if not more so, when you find a bargain.

A divorce is like a controlled explosion. Everyone on the outside is OK.

Everyone keeps saying I’ll pick it up. But what if I don’t? I did algebra for three years, and I never picked that up.

Still, that's the point of love; you love someone despite their flaws.

Great. Just great. One glimpse of his body and I have a full-blown crush. I honestly thought I was a bit deeper than that.