Why didn't I buy a new phone earlier? Why don't I always walk around with a spare phone? It should be the law, like having a spare tire.

You're working for me cut out the attitude.

"This is me, remember!" retorts Suze. "I know what you're like! You used to throw all your bank statements into the trash and hope a complete stranger would pay off your bills!" This is what happens. You tell your friends your most personal secrets, and they use them against you.

Why didn't I buy a new phone earlier? Why don't I always walk around with a spare phone? It should be the law, like having a spare tire.

...you may be able to sway people's heads. But you can't sway their hearts.

The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees.

If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be.