Euphemisms are for the differently brained.

Dreams should be forgotten when we wake. Or one day we will find ourselves unable to sleep.

Sexual intercourse vests no property rights.

You become uneasy with people in direct proportion to how many lies you have to keep track of in their presence.

Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.

Pain shared is pain lessened; joy shared is joy increased. Thus do we refute entropy.

The whole world turns upside down in ten years, but you turn upside down with it.