Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.
Time didn't pass; it tailgated.
Anger is always - always - fear in disguise.
It took a couple of hundred million years to develop a thinking ape and you want a smart one in a lousy few hundred thousand?
Shared joy is increased, shared pain is lessened.
To all the Callahan's Places there ever were or ever will be, whatever they may be called — and to all the merry maniacs and happy fools who are fortunate enough to stumble into one: may none of them arrive too late!