It took a couple of hundred million years to develop a thinking ape and you want a smart one in a lousy few hundred thousand?

God is an iron... and that's a hot one.

Just as there are laws of Conservation of Matter and Energy, so there are in fact Laws of Conservation of Pain and Joy. Neither can ever be created or destroyed. But one can be converted into the other.

Pain shared is pain lessened; joy shared is joy increased. Thus do we refute entropy.

You become uneasy with people in direct proportion to how many lies you have to keep track of in their presence.

Anger is always - always - fear in disguise.

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?