Mankind is divided into two basic sorts: those who find the unknown future threatening ... and those who find it thrilling. The rupture between those two sides has been responsible for most of the bloodshed in history.

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.

And there's this place called college! I mean, they want you to care, dig it, care about this education trip, and they don't care enough themselves to make it as attractive as the crap game across the street!

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

Sexual intercourse vests no property rights.

To be human : to strive in the face of the certainty of failure.

It's always coldest before the warm.