I'm unhappy. I don't want to fall in love with you. It'll hurt far too much when it's over

Friendship- my definition- is built on two things. Respect and trust. Both elements have to be there. And it has to be mutual. You can have respect for someone, but if you don't have trust, the friendship will crumble.

She had been sharing a house with him for a week, and he had not once flirted with her. He had worked with her, asked her opinion, slapped her on the knuckles figuratively speaking when she was on the wrong track, and acknowledged that she was right when she corrected him. Dammit, he had treated her like a human being.

The media have the ability to attract the craziest people to call in perfectly absurd tips. Every newsroom in the world gets updates from UFOlogists, graphologists, scientologists, paranoiacs, and every sort of conspiracy theorist.

Those pointless equations, to which no solution exists, are called absurdities.

If love is liking someone an awful lot, then I suppose I'm in love with several people.

I am a rapist and a sadistic pig,' if you get that tattoo removed I will carve it into your forehead, do you understand?