If you put me in South Park, that audience is going to fall asleep in five minutes.

We need more cartoonists to truly retire when they retire, and not run repeats.

You can write a little and can draw a little, but there's necessarily a limitation on both in a comic strip, since it appears in such a tiny space.

When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.

If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.

I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a great trick.